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Old Jan 22, 2011 | 3:39 pm
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Crackerpup
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: NYC with eyes on the world
Programs: DL-Kryptonium (DM+); HH-Diamond, SPG-Gold
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Originally Posted by danielonn
You can memorize the Safety video and do the finger wagging with Deltalina.

You remember when Delta had Adeimus as their on-hold music back in 1996.
Originally Posted by Crazyhotelguy
The SC girls wave you through, cause they know you and don't want you to wait in line to check in.... They say, come back up in a few to check in.....

You memorized your SM number, Pin, phone numbers, voice prompts.....

You memorize the messages in the gate area.

FA's recognize you.....

SC bartenders recognize you....

You speak in code to the phone agents telling them what you need done...
Like those and I would add...

All the JFK SC lounge dragons know you on sight and say, "Welcome back, Mr. Crackerpup. We'll note you've checked into the lounge."

The JFK SC lounge dragons in T2 know my seat preference on the 757 transcons to SFO/LAX and automatically check availability for the upgrade (I prefer seat 1D).

FAs recognize you by name as you board and immediately ask the FAs in the back to bring all the Woodford up to F.

You can show a reserve crew how to lock-down the carts to the floor at the front of F in an L-1011 so they can do their service.

You've memorized your SM numnber & PIN, your partner's SM & PIN, your AMEX & security ID, and the DM phone number.

You can tell after asking two questions what call center you're speaking with.
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