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Old Jan 22, 2011 | 8:14 am
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Gynob001
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Orlando
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1. They work for the Hotel; they were taking it back to the kitchen to "recycle"
2. As noted in another post, a big family was waiting in the room.
3. They were the food inspectors from FDA and were confiscating hot breakfast for salmonell/e-coli testing.
4. They were earerly awaiting for this trip and had been fasting forr several days so that they could enjoy a sumptuous nice hot breakfast.
5. They were slaves and were under orders from their husbands to bring back food. They were not responsible for their actions.
6. A rare thyroid disease/permanently hunger state that made them eat a lot.
7. Did you notice their furry tail? they belong to the squirrel family and were collecting food for the winter.
8. They usually operate in pairs and have a huge thermos for coffee. If you checked their handbags, they also usually take banans, apples, muffins, and other items.
9. You should have seen them check out! Table lamps, alarm clocks, telephone cables, coffee packages, soaps and toilet articles, toilet paper, tissue paper, sheets and pillows, iron, hair dryer, TV remote (why do you thing the Hotels tie down TV remotes?), paper/pens/pencils, bible, and many other items. They also take items from the maids' cart when they are busy inside the room.
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