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Old Jan 14, 2011 | 9:50 am
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Originally Posted by avidflyer
Showing off? I have created a roll-aboard that is in fact a DM tag. The bag itself is painted in the DM tag colors and has all the text written across it in the right places. The "luggage tag" on MY bag is a miniature roll-aboard (the size of a luggage tag)with nothing on it.

They will be for sale very soon at my new retail outlet in LAX: The DYKWIA Store. We sell giant cell phone headsets and Briefcases filled with lots of important looking paperwork. We also have a full line of Bugatti Veyron, SSC Ultimate Aero TT, Koenigsegg CCX, and McLaren F1 key chains and coffee mugs.

I am also looking at a line of fake "Henk Travelfriend" luggage. This Dutch bag allows you to show off your own brand of aesthetic. Purchasers may create their own Henk suitcase by choosing from fifteen different color and material combinations, including options such as carbon glossy and calfskin in a variety of colors with optional ostrich or crocodile motifs. Each of these different combinations may be chosen for the exterior, inside lockers and doors, bottom lockers and inside frame. Two options are available for the button, which may also be customized with a logo or monogram. Retail price is $20,000.00 USD but my knock offs are $17.95 +tax!

See you ALL there!
Thank you, avidflyer. I needed a good giggle this morning.

My gripe about these self-important cellphone users is the ones who feel they must get up from their seat and roam in front of me while carrying on their too loud conversation . I also wish for a cattle prod to shoo them away.
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