On a more serious note, I'm going to have 8 exhausted guys returning from Haiti after a week of house-building on 5 March. Our church sends teams down regularly to help there, building duplexes for displaced families. If that rings a bell for you, we'll have 1-2 (maybe more) older guys who would probably love something like that after a tough week. Send me a PM if interested.
I know it's a little shameless, but it's for a great cause.
And great thought on the servicemen thing, btw.