Originally Posted by
gdenny
Flew back last night (ORD - DSM) from a short business trip. The Priority security line at United was only using the full body scanners. After opting out, a loud call was made "Male opt-out!!" After experiencing the complimentary pat down, I really felt as if they should have first taken me out for dinner and then maybe a cigarette after.
If you're so easy that you can't hold out for your dinner first, you don't get anything afterwards.