Well, your post is a case of why you shouldn't jump to conclusions.
I started reading this:
You'd be hard-pressed to find a more frequent flyer than Jan Lisiecki.
"I don't count,'' laughed the 15-year-old concert pianist.
And thought to myself "sure you do. What good FT'er doesn't know exactly how many status miles they have"
and then I went on to read:
"I think the longest I spent at home this year was a week. I've flown 200,000 miles.''
And then a sigh of relief.