Originally Posted by
slh14
"Step into the new full-body scanner at Toledo Express Airport and you'll be asked to raise your hands above your head like a football referee signaling a touchdown."
A football referee signaling a touchdown??? HA HA HA!!!

How about a criminal surrendering?
TOL has just one security line ... they're down to five flights a day between AA and DL, with Allegiant providing service a few times per week.
To date, TOL is the only place (out of nine airports I have dealt with since 9/11) where I have received additional screening (randomized once through the WTMD, checked bag note once, SSSSed once). TOL lost my business after my SSSS experience ... and the guy in the photo (who oversees the airport for the port authority) can't figure out why the airport has lost two-thirds of its business in recent years.