Originally Posted by
NAJetSet
OOo does this mean we'd also be taught the secret handshake to get through security faster?
I am prepared to teach you the secret VIP handshake, but only if you promise not to pass it on to others…
1. Using your right hand, extend your pointer finger, folding the other three fingers inward.
2. Extend your thumb outwards at a 90 degree angle to your pointer finger.
3. Place the back of your right hand on your forehead.
4. Greet the TSA/CATSA security guard, slowly saying the 3 secrets words... LOO-HOO-ZER.
5. Enjoy the accompanying pat down to confirm acknowledgement of the handshake.
