Today, I got to listen to someone reading their email out loud as they typed it. Iffffffffffffffffffff youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu havvvvvvvvvvvvvve any proooooooooooooooblemmmmmmms, pleeeeeeeeeeeeease lettttttttttttttt meeeeeeeeeeeeeee knowwwwwwwwwwwwwww. That's what it sounded like.
In non-

news: Pot roast and spaetzle = :-::-::-::-:.