Now hold on a sec, I think this could actually be useful. Just take a look at this screenshot:




We need to do our part by reporting:

Suspicious Activity Screeners wandering around the parking garage looking into cars.

Crime Report Let them know of the latest Isolated Incident™ of a screener getting arrested for theft, sexual assault, attempted murder, etc.

Product Safety Radiation emitting from Nude-O-Scopes.

Environmental Safety "Dangerous" liquids being disposed of in common garbage cans at the checkpoint.

Government Waste $7.8 billion dollars down the tubes in the 2011 TSA budget (The budget is actually $8.6 billion next year, but I'm subtracting what was spent on screening in 2000, with an "extra" $50 million thrown in for inflation).

Pandemic Screeners seen not changing their gloves between genital grope or bag rifling sessions.