Now you can call me "HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS, The VILLAGE IDIOT"!!!
This is great!!! I changed my profile on the Starwood web site. I looked through the titles you can add to your name and thought, His Royal Highness, why not?!? Well, they sent me my package today, sure enough there it is!!! I think I might report this card lost and see If I can be "Rear Admiral" or "President"!!! Maybe they will let me make up my own, like "Super Genius" or "Incredibly Hansom". Has a nice ring...