You can't (EJ) on TSA agent
I saw this on Airline Crew.Net but I did not see it on our site. A gay man in SFO had piercings on his private parts (Stuff) and when the TSA agent went to examine his stuff the man ejaculated on him. I guess the guy got excited during the examination. The man got arrested as TSA says anyone who ejaculates on them will be arrested. Does this really get any worse.