On the Tenth day of Christmas
SPG gave to me:

Ten Beer Chiefs chiefing, (or Chief Beer Officers officiating)
Nine points per dollar....
Eight Click-to-Chatters a-chattering,
Seven cash and points stays,
Six free weekend nights,
FIIIIIVE HEAVENLY BEDS!!!
Four breakfast vouchers,
Three in-room movies,
Two upgrade vouchers,
and a free ni-ight in Mau-i...