Originally Posted by Moebius01

Thanks to this thread, I've had thoughts of Paula Deen doing the safety spiel stuck in my head for the last hour.

"Listen up,y'all. To fasten your seatbelt, insert the metal tip into the buckle along with a stick of butter. To tighten, just pull on the strap, but if you're like me n' Michael, you won't need to worry about that. Now why don't you all be good little kids and just shut those cellphones off now so I don't have to whoop up on you later?"