I must be doing something wrong... I always get 1)The CHARLIE BROWN (nothing! remember the rocks on haloween? ) 2) A piece of cheese cake or other cake that has been sitting on that desk uncovered HOW LONG? Have, I invented the replacement for penicillan (i know I can't spell) yet??? 3) Two bottles of water and the granola/gum/bag o' crud.
I personally believe this talk of champane and wine is a ploy...to drive me crazy!
Therefore, my best ammenity would be...well not staying at HOLIDAY INN anymore. (or the bottle of water...you decide)