Originally Posted by
iowakatie1981
I know, right? 29-year-old red-headed Lutheran pastors from North Dakota are CLEARLY the type to fake an amputation as part of an elaborate terrorist plot.
"Anything for safety!" -- TSA mantra to justify trampling the Constitution.
Welcome to FT, iowakatie1981.
One important note: Do
not, under any circumstances, check any of the presents, and assume that TSA will want to unwrap any you carry through (how else will they know what to steal?).
I'd strongly urge you to continue sending all valuable (and sentimental) gifts by FedEx. This will ensure that they get their safely.