Welcome to the FT discussion of Starwood's Properties!

I am Psudo-Fake-Chairman of the Board at Starwood, and would like to thank you for making your suggestion.

As a result of your suggestion, and FOR THE CONVIENENCE OF OUR GUESTS, all guests are now subject to a bedding use surcharge of .27 per wrinkle per night, with a minimum charge of $66.39 per night. This charge allows us to continue to provide our award winning great service for many years of declining room occupancy to come.

As you are already aware, our chain of fine hotels has been making business customers comfortable through the smaller wallet concept for many years.

We welcome your comments on our new program! Please address all correspondance regarding our new and exciting program to the following address:

United States Post Office
Dead Letter Office
Washington DC

Sincerly,

Non-Real-CEO and Chairman of the Board
Starwood Properties