Well dressed?? Are you actually talking about those snazzy navy blue chino's that are three sizes too small and the blue shirts that have faded more with each washing? We all know those get-ups are a joke. Then there's always the fuzzy sweaters with all the pills all over them.

What did you see them wearing that made them so "well dressed"?

I remember getting a shiny badge just like theirs in my Crackerjacks many years ago.