I say you owe $500:

"I worked for a large record company in PR in the 70s/80s, and was delighted to travel to parts of Australia & NZ sitting next to the likes of Olivia, Elton John, Cat Stevens, ELO, Peter Frampton, Jethro Tull, Leo Sayer, Supertramp, Shirley Bassey, The Bee Gees, Liberace (true!) Joan Baez, Joe Cocker, Bob Marley, Steve Winwood and many others.
All paid First in those days, and often they were very lovely down to earth people away from the managers and assorted hangers on. After often they were ...........

In general the bigger they were, the nicer they really were off stage. The young one or 2 hit wonder rock bands were the problems. Could write several books on those days, except for the defamation laws here!"
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