OK, you got me thinking.

How about these circumstances?

1. Admit ALL of his aliases.

2. Apologize to the following members and ask for their forgiveness:
Premex
Catman
Quietlion
Hunnybear
cactuspete
wharvey
fallinasleep
essxjay
Me
And any other members he has personally attacked or accused of having aliases.

3. Stop referring to the number of posts he has as if the high number is some badge of honor.

4. Stop referring to the number of posts to his or any other threads.

5. Stop challenging other members to “search their last 100 posts and prove what helpful advise they gave”

6. Stop posting others peoples ideas as if they were his own.

7. Stop responding to criticism with personal attacks.

8. After accomplishing all of the above, act like a human being for 2 solid weeks.

If ALL of the above were accomplished, I would consider forgiveness.