Originally Posted by
sammyh25
Track Suit you might just get away with but as for a shell suit....
Due to the large amounts of static electricity given off by these garments as you move around the aircraft we will need to earth you to the fuselage to stop you shorting out any of our electronics onboard...

However please be aware that to ensure a proper earthing contact it will be necessary for you to travel in the cargo hold. Don't worry it is heated (sort of) and has oxygen (sort of).