Alex Johnson is fairly funny too. TSA doesn't even bother to imply that one of them might even be a possible terrorist, just that Alex Johnson is a risk somehow maybe, because TSA cannot distinguish between them? I thought the risk was of bringing down an aircraft or killing people. Obviously I'm wrong. The risk is using Alex instead of Alexandria, thus confusing TSA about sexual identity. Now we understand why she must be groped!

Good site. It explains so much.