MileKing... That's a great suggestion on the U-A baby ff fund. It's important to start young travelers early on the benefits of earning miles and points. You should post it under the U-A site and maybe when U-A wakes up calls it the "MILE KING FLYER FUND!"
As for the announcements of pending births, weddings, get togethers... I suggested that to keep personal and fun stuff in its OWN area (like if I was having a FlyerTalk convention in NYC or Vegas, it's a miscellanous topic that deserves it own forum.)
As for the cats: it's physically impossible for two male cats to be facing fatherhood!
I've made sure of that! CATMAN