I will take full responsibility for the performance issues on FT tonight. I had the nerve to claim unbelievably quick response times this morning, which had been true. But alas, the powers that be (no, not the FT folk!) deemed that I was having far too easy of a time getting through the site. Therefore, we have all been punished for my sin of having fast performance on FT. Our pennance shall be this painful night of not being able to access the UA forum, among other things. I humbly beg your forgiveness, oh FT gods.