I live in Tallahassee, and my closest major non-US airport is YYZ, a mere 31-hour Greyhound ride away, which I'd be happy to do, especially if we wind up with nationwide mandatory nude-o-scopes, which, quite frankly, I see coming.

In Canada, if I'm at an airport with nude-o-scopes and get pointed towards one (either randomly or because I triggered the metal detector), can I opt-out? And if I do, will the pat-down be better than the genital groping I'd receive in the USA?

I'm getting mentally fired up by the TSA, seemingly getting worse by the day, and my "I'm not flying in the USA anymore" clock is around 2359 right now.

Thanks!