Approaching the beach at Barra a large Texan in an equally large cowboy hat was telling anyone who would listen (with his booming voice, everybody could hear over the ) of his non stop Texas-LHR-GLA-BRR itininery and how he was related to Clan MacNeil, the native clan of Barra, however nobody had told him of the landing arrangements. As we got to within a few feet he started screaming 'weve missed the runway, we are all going to die'. A few seconds later, safely on the beach he was looking a little emBARRAsed.