Learn this 1930's song:
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"
Merve Griffin did a good job of it here:
Ya gotta listen:
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sing along:
I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS
(Fred Hetherton)

Recorded by:

Cliff Adams, Billy Cotton & His Band, Merv Griffin, Danny Kaye,
London Pub, Freddy Martin, Norfolk Singers, Tessie O’Shea,
Mel Tormé.


Down at an english fair one evening I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts (they’re lovely)
There they are all standing in a row (one, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (and bigger)
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (all together now)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (harmony)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch

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Heck, Can't you just imagine a whole room full of passengers awaiting security breaking out into that song? It could become a new airline passenger anthem, or swan song for rights and liberty.