And who says I want to be one?

If BAA/BA had decided to treat all pax equally and therefore shove them all into the same long line at security, that would have been fine by me. However, for some reason they thought it would be a good idea to single out certain pax and offer them Fast Track. Fine, but then they should design and implement an efficient system, and ensure that it works. It makes no sense whatsoever to employ and pay someone to police Fast Track entry, if that person simply waves everyone through. Either do it right, or not at all.

Johan