> appropriate songs ....

Tonite on WTSA ... The John Pistole Show!

We're Not Gonna Take It
Groping & Hoping
Touching Me, Touching You
Bad Company
Couldn't Get It Right
Walk of Shame
Danger Zone
Don't Let me Be Lonely Tonight
Cry Like a Baby
Gonorrhea
Hot Blooded
I Think We're Alone Now
Jungle Love
Lonesome Loser
Mama Told Me Not to Come
Money for Nothing
People Got to Be Free
Radar Love
Ring My Bell
That Don't Impress Me Much
That Smell
Thirty Days in the Hole
Three Way
Tonight She Comes
Wanted Dead or Alive
Worst Sex Ever
Would I Lie to You
X-Ray Eyes

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