If I was a 3 year old, I think I'd be so upset, why I'd just pee on them.

Come to think of it, if I was a thirty year old, it might be interesting to wear one of those kilts, traditional style, have a tad too much coffee which I'd need to guzzle to avoid the war on water, and pee on 'em anyway.

Those getting groped next...make sure you get 'em to wash their hands and change their gloves.