Originally Posted by
FlyMeToTheLooneyBin
So AA has a dollar sign transformation applied to you.

Beauty and good-looking-ness truly is in the eye of the beholder.
In other news, what's the best way for me to get a complimentary ticket?
I have heard that saying it's your birthday works quite well, as does saying that you are on your honeymoon. Of course, the latter works better if you are accompanied by an ostensible spouse.