Haha, wow!

Someone is really steamed about the mint program. It's doubly perplexing because you can get the feeling that s/he is well educated and has a good handle on tongue-in-cheek commentary... you'd think that their righteous indignation would be better off decrying global warming or the US shadow banking regime...
Originally Posted by
hegephony
When I was 6 I started stealing things from stores. Little trinkets, pennies from the take one dish, anything I could get away with. As I got older I started stealing more, from the kids at school and the teachers, from my parents, anything I could get away with. I felt a rush at getting things for free, it gratified me, it justified all the financial mistakes I made out of ignorance and sometimes stupidity. These traits never left me, now that i am an adult I manipulate and justify abusing every program I can find that has a gray area but I go no further because I am scared of getting caught. My biggest prize is the direct ship dollar coin program. I bask in the glory of abusing this program. The rules are clearly spelled out but I break them with impunity and brag to everyone that will listen. My low self esteem makes me think that i am smarter than everyone else when in reality I am just scummier than everyone else. That is why I keep myself surrounded by like individuals here at FT where even the mods try to justify abusing this program. I am a sociopath to some, to others I am just a POS, but hey, I can fly for free and pickpocket the other passengers.