Oh you big poor Babycake!

I am sor sorry to hear of your affliction - but listen - this is madness. Time to consider a taxi to the door and then the electro cart. If your wife is with you - why can't she drop you and the baggage at the door and go off and park the car? Wouldn't that make sense?

Do you have to go to Madrid with a broken foot - the distance from the gate that BA usually uses in Barajas is miles as well.

Is this not time to invoke the travel insurance that we have all been so smug about when poor Yahilwe lost her coat?

You do not need to be in a wheelchair or any other device to look silly Dear. I'd send HIDDY to push you in the wheelchair but people might think that it was Penny for the Gy and the Guy was pushing the firecracker.