Originally Posted by InkUnderNails

So lets do this, with a fun smile and a twinkle in our eye:

After finishing screening, after putting our shoes back on a verifying that all our valuables are still where they were before we last really looked at them, just before we turn to go to Starbucks, we turn with a slight twist and to screening crew give them a friendly, albeit deceptively snarky, "Code Bravo, blue crew" and a wave, as we hopefully disappear into the terminal.