HaHaHa! I had an equally enjoyable flight on Air China on an award First Class ticket PVG>FRA. Me and my companion were the only ones in First and service was horrible, the plane was dirty, and I seriously didn't think we were going to lift off the runway on takeoff. That of course if after we sat on the ground forever with no communication. I'd rather take a train for 3 days straight then fly them again.