We will be flying in November for the first time since the Enhanced Grape™ started (and yes TSA this is Government rape under duress, IMO). We don't want cancer-causing X-rays or nudie/porn images, so we will opt out. However, after reading about some painful encounters and squeezing while the genital grapists go to work, we are legitimately concerned.

Mrs. Boiflyer is pregnant. She is very sensitive and won't want anyone squeezing anything, especially her breasts, uterus, or vagina. I don't want anybody graping my package (I sure wish Southpark would do a TSA episode).

So, can we armor ourselves with athletic supporters, cups, thick bras, huge penis extenders, etc to keep the genital graping to a minimum?

Disgusting that we have to talk about agents of the government either radiating us with ionizing radiation, viewing porn and child porn in a perv booth, and getting physically graped in order to fly. Disgusting.