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Old Oct 17, 2010 | 7:58 pm
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Originally Posted by k374
Pilot: "I've got good news and bad news, the bad news is that due to a weather system we have to divert our route and we are going to arrive 30 minutes delayed, the good news is that you can save 15% on auto insurance by switching to Geico"
A variation on this theme:

"I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we'll be landing in New York about 20 minutes early. The bad news is that we'll be landing at JFK instead of LGA."
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