Small greek salad, small bowl of spaghetti with Little Neck or Mediterranean clams, a neapolitan pizza with parma and arugula, a small filet wrapped in bacon with a couple of grilled prawns, a small cheese plate with a blue, a soft cow's and soft sheep's cheeses, and a chocolate mousse to end it.

For drinks, I'd start with a dirty martini, followed by a nice kiwi savvie, a barolo for the steak, and port to finish it all up. As the firing squad/guilliotine/hangman/electric chair were being readied, I'd be sipping a manhattan or possibly a nice cognac neat.

Yay. Almost makes it sound appealing.