After entering a Cracker Barrel with my Chinese other-half, and being stared at by the 'cracker' customers like we just landed our spaceship in the parking lot, followed by a solo visit to a Cracker Barrel in suburban Atlanta where many of the customers had apparently never seen a real, live Jewish person before, I decided it wasn't worth eating there anymore - and my blood pressure and cholesterol applauded the decision.

Given a choice between two evils, I'd rather eat at Denny's.