Originally Posted by
hawaiisloth
"Whoever, within the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction
of the United States, willfully and maliciously destroys or injures
any structure, conveyance, or other real or personal property, or
attempts or conspires to do such an act, shall be fined under this
title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both, and if the
building be a dwelling, or the life of any person be placed in
jeopardy, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more
than twenty years, or both."
Isn't this starting to sound a little Les Miserables? Five years for dumping some soda? I guess if it's any consolation, in Texas they'd probably hang em.