Originally Posted by
WineAGcom
But it's like sending up a complimentary fruit basket with some bruised fruit... and a note... Thank you for choosing Starwood and achieving the Platinum level... if you'd like to enjoy perfectly ripe fruit please let us know and we'd be happy to send up another fruit basket for $16.95 + tax.
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funniest and most apt thing I've read on FT in a while
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don't forget to tip the hotel staff who brings the premium fruit, wouldn't want to appear cheap