The GS's don't want to be associated with the thieves, low-lifes, gropers, barkers, and other adolescents in TSA. TSA is held in lower esteem than used car salesman.

If you're a pedophile, convicted or not, this is the job for you. Nobody can challenge you - YOU ARE TSA! They even hire convicted felons, so no problem.

Enhanced pat-downs on children is the way to go! You can manipulate their frank and beans all you want - you can even squeeze their cheeks - after all, the SOP is secret. They won't even know what is allowed and what is not, after all, its for their safety!

Or you can work the nudie-booth! Bring you own napkins however, they are not provided.

If you are a good, honest, law abiding American, keep the f*** away from TSA!!!

I'd rather be on welfare than work for this corrupt bunch of perverts!
Better to work at Wal-Mart, McDonalds, or Home Depot.^