PUCCI - I hope you are sitting down when you read this, for I fear that what follows may cause you severe distress and anguish.

According to ba97.com Rob Roy has chosen not to fly BA into LHR for his annual Argos shopping trip next month; instead he will be flying with some outfit called TAM - incidentally there is no truth in the story that this airline's passengers are known as TAMpax.

If HIDDY spent as much time travelling with BA as he does posting on this forum then BA would be in a far healthier financial position.

My sweet, rest assured that I will continue to Fly the Flag - I would never be unfaithful to you.