Originally Posted by
LTN Phobia
I know, I don't really want to consider myself to be middled aged either, but I need an alternative description like "old", "middle-aged" etc. I'm definitely not a spring chicken any more. What should people in the 30s and early 40s be called?
If it's male "Lover", if it's female "Darling".
What do you want to know that for - are preparing for when you are that age Darling?
I admit it - i am over 30. Actually I take great exception to the crack about being raised in a barn. I am quite fond of horses. I think such people were raised in a sty and probably live there to this day.
Actually - and as usual OT have you ever gone past some people's hotel rooms while the maid is cleaning (I believe they now call it "servicing" I thought that's what hookers did but then what do I know - I'm not our Man of the World
Bealine) and seen the tip that someone has created in no time.
Old socks and pants all over the floor and the suitcase looking as though the entire contents had been thrown in the air and caught - more or lessi n same case - and the poor maid is supposed to clean the place.
Well since we are talking dirty - how's this catalogue of disgusting behaviour over the past 5 or so years.
Picking and eating the content of their nose. How about picking, licking and flicking the contents around the First Class - and the Business Class cabins? I have witnessed one and had the other complained about.
Changing into F pyjamas and chucking their underpants on the floor for us to wash and have ready upon arrival. God she was a brave girl and she had my 100% support for that piece of wickedness.
Cutting their dirty toe nails so that they flew through the cabin and landed in someone's drink and nearly caused a riot.
Leaving the toilet so covered in their droppings that we had to close it - no some things I will not do even for a pension.
No1 Top of the Pops - for me and this was told me by a girl I've flown with for years - was a man (for want of a better word) who chose - and I'm sure the Mods will delete this to use his hot cloth to wipe a certain piece of his anatomy - and I do NOT mean his bottom. Sniff it and chuck it back. The F Purser thought that she had seen the lot. He did not bother to zip up afterwards. Maybe he thought that it would wind dry.
Would people dare behave like this on a train or a bus?