I get 20 questions whenever I return from any international destination without luggage. Even on day trips.
Go to Haiti for 8 hours, come back with a camera bag. 20 questions. One one trip, they wanted to see my photos.
Go to the Dominican Republic for 5 hours, come back with the clothes on my back and my wallet. 20 questions.
Go to the British Virgin Islands for a day, come back with fins and a scuba mask. 20 questions.
Go to St. Maarten for the afternoon, come back with my laptop case. 20 questions.
Go to Central America for 2 weeks, come back with 2 bags and a camera case... welcome home Mr. MKT.