The hidden garden at the rear of Chateau WHBM has never had an entrance fee.

Current contents:

Small (very small) lawn (very brown and bare this year).
One or two marauding cats from next door.
Occasional surprises from said cats (oh no, not again !)
Washing line.
Flowering bushes, half eaten.
9,999,999 caterpillars (source of said eating).
Barbecue (rusted) masquerading as a Russian Shashlik..
Wooden table, normally within +/- 20 degrees of horizontal.
Two chairs (best two)
Footballs from children next door (thrown back daily).

Garden shed with contents:

Lawnmower.
Strimmer.
Bicycle.
Barbecue wood (damp).
Old pre-wheely bin dustbin.
Multiple garden gloves, some actually making pairs.
Broken flower pots (broken when shed roof blew off in a gale).
The less respectable garden chairs.
Various half-used boxes of grass treatment, weedkiller, anti-caterpillar treatment (doesn't work, btw).
Old, broken for years, vacuum cleaner (goodness knows why).