Favourite ever chinglish moment... Sitting in a Sales Conference in HKG with Brits, Aussies and Kiwis.
Cantonese lady trainer... stood up and declared:
Ladies and Gentlemen... my name is Ms Fuk
Ms Fanny Fuk.
Funny in US English... utterly hillarious in UK English!
Ms Fuk was thankfully a very funny colleague and fully aware of how amusing we would all find her name.