Thanks to some anonymous poster on yelp.com Anyone who has flown in or out of LGA will appreciate this.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale that sounds so daft
That started from this Gotham port
before we board the craft.

The TSA were just as surly,
We made it to the gate.
Eight passengers sat down that day
For a three hour wait, a three hour wait.

The weather started getting rough,
I've got to call my boss
If not for the iphone's horrible signal
Connection would be lost, connection would be lost.

The craft sat grounded on the tarmac while we waited back inside
With Gilligan
The Skipper too,
The Millionaire and his wife,
The movie star
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here at LaGuardia!

So this is the tale of the refugees,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

Myself and the rest of the crew,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In this big hot mess.

No phone, no smokes, no wireless,
Not a single luxury,
Like 1939,
As primitive as can be.

So join us here each year my friends,
Make sure to say hola
From seven stranded refugees,
Here at LaGuardia!

(with apologies to the late Sherwood Schwartz estate, et al)