Originally Posted by
pbjag
There was a recent announcement that we'll be getting the scanners at PBIA soon
I had been very annoyed with the Palm Beach Post when its editorial staff wrote an editorial in favor of the scanners following the underwear bomber incident. So I was delighted today to read a column on the subject by Frank Cerabino, who totally "gets it."
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/pi...er-834648.html
He has a new spin on what the initials TSA stand for
Awesome article! LOL!!
Scenario No. 4:
"Sir, will you please step up to the scanning device?"
"I'd be happy to, but do me a favor. As long as we're going this far, can you take the extra step?
"I'm at that age when prostate health is a prime concern. And you guys are already wearing the rubber gloves.
"What do you say? We can deal with two kinds of terror at once here."
Scenarios No. 5
"In a related matter, I'd like to also state for the record that I plan to lose five, 10 pounds in the near future and it's ice-cube cold in here, which you need to take into consideration when you look at my scan."
I guess Rolando Negrin forgot to mention this to the TSO he beat up!
Scenario No. 7:
"Sir, will you please step up to the scanning device?"
"If you tell me what TSA stands for. I figured out the 'T' and the 'A', but I'm still wondering about the 'S.' "