Well, there has been so much fear goin' on here about the Elvis, that it probably makes sense to have a theme song about it.

Ode to Purple Elvis
Sung to the tune of Purple Haze, with apologies to Jimi Hendrix
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Purple elvis all in my brain
Lately planes just don't seem the same
Ugly seats, but I don't know why'
Scuse me while I run and hide

Purple planes all around
Don't know if I should sit down
Should I check-in for some misery?
What ever it is, that plane put a spell on me

YEAH! Purple elvis all in my eyes,
uhh Don't know if its J or Y
You got me goin’, blowin' my mind
Should I switch flights
or just take you one time time?